In an hilarious move Australia is apparently banning depictions of women with small breasts in adult publications. The new government appears to be a fan of large breasted women and don't like that some publications like Hustler are also depicting women with small breasts. They are hoping that if women will only see women depicted with large breasts they might grow large breasts themselves (according to a well known theory of Lamarck).

Their rationale is in fact that small breasts could be of children and this is part of a battle against child pornography. Now you tell me, does this reason seem to you more reasonable than the ones above? Is the Australian government really calling women  with small breasts children? As mentioned above some of the publications banned are the likes of Huslter who has to anyway prove all their models are of age.