Clark,
Some time has passed, so you have probably solved the problem. In case you haven't, or for anyone else with a similar problem, here's my recommendation:
Go here < http://tuxmobil.org/laptop_manufacturer.html > and/or here < http://www.linux-laptop.net/ > and find some computers that rate well with Linux. You'll find quite a range of manufacturers and models; jot down some that look like they could be in your price/age range. I've had very good luck with Thinkpads, but other brands can work well, too.
Go on eBay or Craigslist and pick up one of those models for a good price - depending on what you want, you might get by for a couple hundred bucks and have a very usable machine. Remember, Linux will run a lot better on most hardware than Windows does, so a somewhat doggy Windows box will often make a quite brisk Linux machine. I have a eight-year-old Thinkpad that runs Ubuntu very acceptably for web surfing, writing, etc. - 1 Mhz PIII-M and 512MB RAM! I'd look for something a little stronger than that, but don't feel you have to spend much money.
Install the latest version of your chosen Linux distro. If for some reason you encounter an installation problem that wasn't covered in the first two sites, just try another distro - very likely that will solve the problem. All distros have active, helpful forums to help you overcome most problems, sometimes in minutes. I'm currently a Ubuntu/Mint fan myself, and both have excellent forums; but I've also had great luck with PCLinuxOS and Xandros.
Just don't be afraid - it's much easier than it looks (in most cases, installing Linux is much easier and faster than installing any version of Windows - I could italicize and capitalize that "much" and it would still be an understatement!)
Enjoy! In return for a small learning curve - for most folks, less steep than transitioning from XP to Windows 7 - you'll join the ranks of the growing minority who've become aware that computing is faster, better, safer, simpler, sweeter and way cheaper in the Linux camp.
Good luck! Please post back to let us know how your Linux experience worked out.