Drinks and national character
Coca Cola or Coke gives out a subliminal message that they are imbibing a kind of cocaine. Just like grownups - naughty but nice. Coca Cola is also an aphrodisiac and makes teenagers horny. Americans are often oversexed.
Coffee comes in many varieties. Cappuccino is frothy, sweet and delicious. It describes the Italians perfectly : all froth and no substance.
French coffee, on the other hand, is dark and short. It encapsulates the French very well : short, dark and bitter individuals burning with anger. Or else, desperate expresso-drinking intellectuals burdened with self-importance, who drink coffee on the Left Bank. Some also drink wine, which needs a whole essay to do it justice.
Beer is very popular in Germany. Germans ( or Belgians ) consume gallons of the stuff. It's a sociable drink and a form of masculine bonding.
The British drink tea with milk. How cosy for them ! Not bitter or frothy, just nice. English women quite like shandy: a beer and lemonade drink. It sometimes makes them randy.
What do I drink ? - you've guessed it. Everything above. No wonder I'm mixed up !
Of course not all Americans are hyper. Not all Italians are superficial. Not all Germans are jolly. Not all French are bitter or arrogant. Not all Brits are cosy or randy.
And the Irish penchant for Guiness - what's that all about? A drink with a bitter-sweet taste. Unlike Murphy's.
But wine is for sophisticates like Julie. You are what you drink and eat. Santé!