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Jersey shore
In general I have no problems laughing at people and not with them. It's not that I'm mean, it's just that funny is funny and who I am I to stifle a laugh? And judging by the uproarious laughter every time I fall off my back, it's safe to say I'm not alone. I kinda figure that people have been laughing at people hurting themselves as far back as them accidentally falling out of trees. In fact maybe that's how we became bipedal. We were bellied over laughing so hard one by one we just plopped right out of the canopy and never wanted to risk the embarrassment again and so never climbed back up. And in their hit reality series Jersey Shore MTV takes prime advantage of this particularly callous facet to the human personality. And to great effect.

The only thing going for the cast of the Jersey Shore is that they are in fact bipedal. It appears they somehow missed the boat on the whole human intelligence thing. Asking whether we should blame the schools or the parents is to not give proper credit to the castmember's undeniable righteousness in their own stupidity. Some people are just imbeciles. And now with the wonders of television we are offered rare glimpses into the lives of imbeciles.

To be fair these are not the real lives of imbeciles. They are fabricated reality show scenarios. Only the luckiest of us can actually admit our lives to be filled only with booze, beaches, and sloppy sexual deviance. While the untrained among us might beg for mercy after only a few days of intolerably heavy drinking and social promiscuousness, the cast of the Jersey Shore are professionals. Somehow they have been programmed to be able to make complete assholes of themselves on a rolling basis. And now, their trials and tribulations of youth are being shown in countries all around the world. How proud their parents must be that school children in South America can watch their sons and daughters vomit in taxis and have unprotected sex in jacuzzis. "The heat renders the semen null and void."

But the intention of this post was not originally to extol the alcohol tolerance of my dangerously tanned peers impressive as it may be, rather, more than the actual goings-on of the show of which I've only curiously seen one episode, I am most interested in the psyche of the Jersey Shore watcher. People watch it obsessively. They rewatch it and know the quotes. These are people reasonably well-educated and with enough know-how to manage a well-rounded discussion on most current event subjects. A feat none on the Jersey Shore will ever hope to achieve. And yet they tune in weekly and slapped high fives when they read the shore was coming back for a second season.

What accounts for this? There is nothing at all redeeming about any character on the show. There is no plot and there is no brain involvement required on the part of the viewer (or the characters for that matter). In fact, should anything redeeming emerge in the show, no doubt MTV would cancel it in a week. Its drawlessness is somehow its draw.

enlighten me. My mouth is a gape.
It's like watching a train wreck...you just can't look away. I started looking at in when I read that they did a "fist-pump dance" and I didn't know what the hell that was. Well, once I started watching it I was hooked. I consider it a guilty pleasure. I'm even pulling for the "Situation" on Dancing with the Stars". I can't even explain why because I'm someone who really hates reality TV, in fact, the only show I like is "The Amazing Race". I think I need more fun in my life but I can honestly say that I was never that carefree when I was that age and I definitely didn't go clubbing out every night.

In response to Cleo Stevenson
The history and longevity of influence which traces back to the original kings of comedy from the Sixteenth Century is a testament to the universal appeal of watching the worst examples of human character and behavior play out for entertainment purposes. Italian productions of the 1500s known as the widely popular Commedia dell'Arte focused entirely around the imprudent and profligate shenanigans of a repertoire of stereotypes drawn from two distinct perennial social classes: The Haves and Have-Nots. The former culminated into the cunning and miserly businessman and his vain scholarly associate, and the latter as the lazy and stupid mischievous servant and his fool of a sidekick. Want for labor and need of salary pit them to suffer the imbecility and sinister egotism of the other, all the while relentlessly pursuing their own greedy, gluttonous, deceptive, slovenly, promiscuous appetites at the expense of everyone around them.

Audiences were so engrossed by the wild spectacle that the self-indulgent and boneheaded antics of Commedia dominated stages across Europe for over four hundred years, giving rise to such universal classics as the Harlequin, Pierrot, Scaramouche, Pantalone, Dottore, and Capitano.

From the genre emerged vaudeville theater, mime, circus clowns, and the slapstick comedy of stage and screen. Versions of these Medieval archetypes of ninny and nincompoop have reincarnated along a continuum of characters through every medium, generation, and genre, giving us Ebenezer Scrooge, Punch and Judy, Charlie Chaplan, The Keystone Cops, Laurel and Hardy, Silas Barnaby, Fatty Arbuckle, The Three Stooges, Abbot and Costello, Burns and Allen, Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton, and, perhaps most notably, Homer Simpson and Montgomery Burns.

The buffoonery of lummoxes and debauchery of shallow self-serving rich people seem entrenched in our collective sense of humor. It's no wonder the phenomenon of reality TV should produce some of its biggest hits exploiting the banality of real people driven by the crudest instincts, defaming their own character and undermining peers in sight of the world to grab fifteen minutes in the spotlight. 

Being a Jersey native, I spent at least fifteen summers in Seaside Heights as a kid. Thirty years later, out of nostalgia, I watched a few episodes. Times have changed radically since my youth. Seeing mammas' boys coiffing, primping, pampering and flaunting their figures like schoolgirls testing their blossoming sexuality on Spring break; and daddies' little girls knocking back shots and getting into barroom brawls like cowboys from an old western was somewhat amusing. But a little disillusioning all the same, as I found myself confronted by how much of an old fart I must really be.

Then I caught a segment on some other show which got hold of a clip from the series that was edited out of the broadcast. It revealed one of the boys taunting a young man walking alone down the boardwalk. He was calling him “fagot” and threatening him with violent intimidation. Out of conscience, I never watched another minute of Jersey Shore and tried even to urge friends and family to do the same, one of whom replied, “And that surprised you?”

Well, yeah, a little. All that gender-bending, I might have assumed at some level, wouldn't be a context in which you'd expect homophobic aggression to rear its head.

Boys will be boys, I guess. Even if they pluck their eyebrows, strut around in midriffs and bikinis, frequent tanning salons, castrate themselves with drugs to look pretty, and spend more time on their hair in one weekend than I have in 48 years. Go figure?
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